a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[Barry98]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[h=2]Google Maps[/h]

1-Open Google Maps(driving directions
2-Type China as your starting point
3-Type Taiwan as your destination
4-Read step 48

 

[Barry98]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[h=2]I found it ....... I finally found it ...‏[/h]

I found it...
And you thought there was no
such place, huh????
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.You should all be so pleased to receive this........
How many times have we been up there without one!​

 

[SafeGasInstall]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

swim acros the pacific ocean

 

[CES]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Lol, Good one Bod

 

[dontknowitall]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

 

[tamz]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

I like the bottom pic DKIA.
I came in last night to her sheepishly telling me she had scraped the car on the fence when reversing in the drive.

Of course it was my fault for leaving a bit wood sticking an inch out in a 10ft opening lol

 

[dontknowitall]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Lol lol

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

My wife left me for a Hindu man.

At least he'll treat her better - they worship cows.

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

I asked my wife what she would like for an anniversary gift.
She said, "Something gold, I like gold."
I asked, "Yes, but what?"
She said, "I honestly don't mind, just something gold."
She had very little grounds for any argument as I handed her a fish.

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

The wife's just told me her mother's seriously ill and may not even make it through the night, so I'm off to the hospital now.

Think I broke some fingers crossing them too hard.

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

It has been very difficult for me to plan my wife's funeral.
She keeps on walking in on me.

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Just like Margaret Thatcher, I refer to my wife as "The Iron Lady"

She is also known as "The Cook Lady", "The Cleaning Lady", "The Wash Lady"...

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Me and my wife hit a tight spot with money and were searching for stuff to sell. She picked up my hair clippers and said "You don't really need these anymore, it's been a while since you shaved your head"

"Good idea!" I said "Can I use them one last time though?"

"Of course" she replied

zhhhhzhhhhh zhhhh zhhhhzzhzhh

"...now we can sell your straighteners too"

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

The wife bought some crotchless knickers.

"What do you think?" she winked, bending over.

"Nice" I replied. "It reminds me of the time I opened a bin bag round the back of the abbatoir."

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

My wife ran in earlier screaming that she had been raped.

"I'm going out to look for him now," I said. "What colour was his Labrador" ?