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PlumbBobBob
just for system 3 to test.
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spam test
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Billy Bob Bob
where is the execute TA,S button?????????????
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Dotty
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon;
Waitress:
egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got
Waitress:
much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Wife:
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
I don't like spam!
Wife:
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans
Man:
then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon;
Waitress:
egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got
Waitress:
much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Wife:
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
I don't like spam!
Wife:
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans
Man:
then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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Billy Bob Bob
are you ****ed?
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Dotty
Mmmm. Didn't come out as I thought it would......
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PlumbBobBob
monty python!
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TBServices
You have to push the pramalotttttttttt.
I find I have that problem when I have curry sometimes.
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Guest123
Use your big axe, but use the one with the blunt edge as it will cause them more pain.
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Guest123
Awww shame, pressed a button and look what happened......
You are not allowed to give warnings or infractions to Moderators.
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Plum Bob 66
That was what I thought when I had a go at spam fritters
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REDSAW
thats what your dad said!!.lol xx
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Guest123
Was that before or after, they mixed the test tube?
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on31ll
Nah they couldnt afford test tubes it was crack pipes in the garden shed !
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Dotty
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Dotty
Poop! Missed an important 'my' there.......
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REDSAW
for taking it on one of your chins john, i'll get you one in.lol xx
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Dotty
One of my chins??? Stick yer drink up yer hole!
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Actually, on second thoughts......
Make it a treble xx
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Guest123
Gazza's new best pal......Croppie Five Bellies.
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Dotty
She's awake!
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REDSAW
yeh your right im taking da pees.
have a cigar too and a pack of pork belly scratchings.lol
have a cigar too and a pack of pork belly scratchings.lol
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Dotty
That read snottier and not as witty as I meant it too!
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Dotty
I ain't had a cigar in ages! You can keep your bag of toenail clippings though!
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