Oh right. My mistake. You're an engineer.

[oddball]

Yep
5 year apprenticeship mech & prop eng
C ad G 205 parts 1, 2, 3 and tool making endorsement

OH dear moderator NVQ I forgot !

So I think I will be banned as you don't like any criticism.

 

[newcastle phill]

Very good haha.

 

[Masood]

I know a lot of guys who say they qualifications in front crawl, but 9/10 time its in breast stroke.

I'm not qualified but I do love a good breast stroke...

 

[Masood]

I was in this View attachment 23771

Me too!!!!

 

[kirkgas]

Jim fixed it for me to be in Gary glitters gang

 

[lame plumber]

Jim fixed it for me to be in Gary glitters gang

he only let little girls in his gang, or are you coming out kirky

 

[newcastle phill]

Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded

 

[jonnyswamp]

Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded

Strangely enough, he did for me as well
But he told me mine only had one udder so needed milking very quickly

 

[Riley]

Strangely enough, he did for me as well
But he told me mine only had one udder so needed milking very quickly

I had something similar, but he told me we could get as much cream as we wanted and all we had to do was siphon it out of a hose in an alleyway with my eyes closed

 

[Dotty]

Seeing as this thread has turned a corner I never expected I think I'll shift it to the Arms. ....

 

[Riley]

I do have a delightful image of how your face goes when you read through these croppie
Smile, smile, laugh, smile, all-out panic when you realise its in public view

 

[Dotty]

Sumfink like that, yeah.....

 

[lame plumber]

Seeing as this thread has turned a corner I never expected I think I'll shift it to the Arms. ....

only need to move an inch to be in the wrong place

 

[Riley]

only need to move an inch to be in the wrong place

Amen brother

 

[Best]

Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded

Did you ever hear that told on a live radio broadcast? Really funny and must have been red faces for the lady presenter and others.
Here, - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lj8Qtkred8

 

[WaterTight]

-I'm an engineer.

-I see. Behold, the townsfolk and I have gathered for you a bountiful bag of dicks. Feast ye heartily upon them.