How does it feel .....

[Ruff-Ass]

To be ranked 3rd out of tilers and sparks and then plumbers..?

it must be daunting to train for 2 weeks and then get disheartened by not climbing the trade ladder ..:asshole:

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

we get lots of tilers coming here trying to educate them selfs

and then THEY pretend that they know what is the difrence

between half-full and half-empty bath tub

or a tile through one

 

[Ruff-Ass]

we get lots of tilers coming here trying to educate them selfs

and then THEY pretend that they know what is the difrence

between half-full and half-empty bath tub

The only time a bath tub is empty is when the plumber is sat in it :lol:

 

[SafeGasInstall]

The only time a bath tub is empty is when the plumber is sat in it :lol:

we are not trying to educate you when is empty or full pal ,

is about half-full or half-empty

but then I gain I dont expect you understand this difference

you are just tiler

pmsl

 

[Ruff-Ass]

Ah reet .. so you are just sat on the edge of the bath then :lol:

 

[R1CKY]

Usually yes, trying to scrape off the adhesive you messy gits have left all over it!

 

[Ruff-Ass]

Usually yes, trying to scrape off the adhesive you messy gits have left all over it!

So now that is the fun part

 

[lame plumber]

if it weren't for tilers, I'd never have a bucket to pee in

 

[Dotty]

Fess up , how many times have i been reported as a spammer/Troll :lol:

Only the once. Pretty poor effort on your part.....

 

[Ruff-Ass]

I hear different but i would have got more if you lot had not been warned or that fart gas man had not banned me :lol:

 

[Dotty]

hope some one is going to tidy up this open forum thread before the nights over:rant:

Too much to edit there Red but I will put an appropriate warning in the title.

 

[Dotty]

I hear different but i would have got more if you lot had not been warned or that fart gas man had not banned me :lol:

His reaction when he found out it was you was classic!

 

[dancinplumba]

I hear different but i would have got more if you lot had not been warned or that fart gas man had not banned me :lol:

See, you do have psychological issues, have you asked doc to send you for counselling ? It may help

 

[Toxic Ted]

Im off to bed now with a vision of a redhead brass in my mind.........cheers ruff, this could get messy.

 

[Ruff-Ass]

I did go see a doc but he said to change trades.. i asked what and he said a fricken plumber :lol: .. i asked why and he said it is a trade that requires little skill and less stress.

 

[REDSAW]

Too much to edit there Red but I will put an appropriate warning in the title.

its ok lads, i have super modded it so you can rip the **** out of him now.lol

 

[Dotty]

Seeing as tilers are full of shyte we could be ripping it all weekend.......

 

[Ruff-Ass]

AHHH that hurt croppie

 

[Dotty]

I was meaning a warning more to warn off innocent members and diyers looking to find out how simple tiling is.....

 

[Ruff-Ass]

 

[REDSAW]

glorified decorators like Lawrence Bowen. thought he was gay but turned out dandy

 

[Ruff-Ass]

glorified decorators like Lawrence Bowen. thought he was gay but turned out dandy

Super Moderator... now who gave you that title.. oh ye a tiler :lol:

 

[Dotty]

At least decorators don't expect us to use invisible pipework to get water to our taps.

Rather than spending time bytching and whining they just slop paint everywhere.......

 

[Ruff-Ass]

decorators, now that is deffo a ****** trade

 

[Dotty]

My grandpappy was a decorator.

Course that was back in the days when the job was done properly.

These days anyone with a vague idea of what a paintbrush looks like can call themselves a decorator..........

 

[Ruff-Ass]

My grandpappy was a decorator.........

That explains a lot

 

[Dotty]

That explains a lot

Indeed. I sat on his knee as a boy and he said "Son, go out and pick a trade, plumber, sparky, chippie, decorator..... I'll leave it up to you son. But whatever you do don't become a tiler. They're the turds of the building trade!"

Croppie 5:0 Ruff bum..........

 

[Ruff-Ass]

Indeed. I sat on his knee as a boy and he said "Son, go out and pick a trade, plumber, sparky, chippie, decorator..... I'll leave it up to you son. But whatever you do don't become a tiler. They're the turds of the building trade!"

Croppie 5:0 Ruff bum..........

Turds . Because we are the trade that bonny's up the $hit left by plumbers who think they can install bathrooms as well.

Morning croppie

 

[Gray0689]

Dave tilling is a simple job for nice simple people keep up the good work see I'm always late lol

 

[Dannypipe]

Dave tilling is a simple job for nice simple people keep up the good work see I'm always late lol

Agreed, we'll always need tilers. Grunts to do the heavy work and make the tea.

Never over pay someone who's tool kit can fit into a bucket.

 

[Dotty]

Turds . Because we are the trade that bonny's up the $hit left by plumbers who think they can install bathrooms as well.

Morning croppie

Morning princess, you feeling well?