Right its the bank holiday weekend......

[turnpin]

...And I'm in the chair what you all having I'm on the Moretti...please form an orderly queue...regards Turnpin....hic!

 

[Last Plumber]

Beer first then a Kraken !!
Feet up
watch film

 

[turnpin]

Blimey quite in here tonight......could save me a few Bob...lol regards Turnpin....barmaid!

 

[Phil]

Oh god...

 

[Last Plumber]

I'll have one. Guinness
and a bag of scampi fries please

 

[turnpin]

What you having Phil...you've not missed the boat..lol regards Turnpin

 

[turnpin]

I'll have one. Guinness
and a bag of scampi fries please

as Katherine Tate might say......what a ....... liberty....lol enjoy your choice regards Turnpin

 

[Last Plumber]

Cheers Turnpin, wanna scampi fry?

 

[Phil]

What you having Phil...you've not missed the boat..lol regards Turnpin

Thanks turnpin, a half a pint mix of 1:4 rum and ginger ale please.

 

[Last Plumber]

Thanks turnpin, a half a pint mix of 1:4 rum and ginger ale please.

Rum and Ginger ale ?
Have you tried the Kraken Yet ?

You wouldn't spoil that with ginger would you ?

 

[turnpin]

Cheers Turnpin, wanna scampi fry?

Eh no thanks your alright LP.....I'll stick with the dry roasted peanuts ta ..lol regards Turnpin

 

[Phil]

Rum and Ginger ale ?
Have you tried the Kraken Yet ?

You wouldn't spoil that with ginger would you ?

Yes I've tried Kraken its nice.

I had a bottle of that new ginger Pepsi and it was nice with rum.

 

[Last Plumber]

I'm Bob on Ta. Hope you are too.

Can I have the powder from the bottom of your dry roasted packet ?

 

[turnpin]

Thanks turnpin, a half a pint mix of 1:4 rum and ginger ale please.

I'm Bob on Ta. Hope you are too.

Can I have the powder from the bottom of your dry roasted packet ?

Phew Phil just for a moment I misread the ratio....lol

And LP yes I'll save it for you...lol regards Turnpin

 

[Phil]

Crazy the price of spirits in some places, £6-£7