Croppie Slug Jokes

[Dotty]

Can we keep the slug jokes in here.

They're getting near the knuckle and, to be honest, I'm not helping matters!



Especially as the poor little fellow's been unwell, I tickled his head last night and he threw up everywhere

 

[Rickster123]

Hahaha

Sorry, my fault.

 

[Leo21]

Ffs, can't we just do away with the slug cracks altogether. They're making my complexion wane.

 

[Rickster123]

Thread title of the year so far tho!

 

[Dotty]

Ffs, can't we just do away with the slug cracks altogether. They're making my complexion wane.

Let me think about that.










No.

 

[Riley]

Can we keep the slug jokes in here.

They're getting near the knuckle and, to be honest, I'm not helping matters!



Especially as the poor little fellow's been unwell, I tickled his head last night and he threw up everywhere

And you certainly don't wanna follow the trail it leaves behind

 

[Rickster123]

And you certainly don't wanna follow the trail it leaves behind

You can never get that off the curtains!

 

[lame plumber]

You can never get that off the curtains!

are you saying you stand in front of your windows when you entertain your slug!!!

 

[Rickster123]

are you saying you stand in front of your windows when you entertain your slug!!!

I've got sash windows. Slug stroking would cause a serious health hazard!

 

[REDSAW]

I tickled his head last night and he threw up everywhere

shouldnt have shook it so hard