Theres a big fat mozzie

[turnpin]

Theres a big fat mozzie hiding in my lounge despite being sprayed I know it's fat cos its drunk about3 pints of my blood I have the wounds to prove it ....price to pay having windows and doors open trying to cool things down ...lets be careful out there regards Turnpin:bomb:

 

[lame plumber]

some mozzie's have no taste

 

[Dotty]

Invest in one of these -

I have, great fun sneaking up on the wee buggers!

 

[turnpin]

some mozzie's have no taste

This one did it knew I had been drinking Moretti.....lol regards Turnpin:hand:

 

[zzzjim]

They seem home in on you when you breathe out CO2

( May be they will come and drown in my beer , instead ! )

 

[Ermintrude]

Undo flu ports and run DHW on full

 

[turnpin]

Invest in one of these -


I have, great fun sneaking up on the wee buggers!

Honest Jon if you had seen it you would know it wasn't big enough.....lol regards Turnpin unk:

 

[SimonG]

You want one of those electrified tennis racquets. You can smell the little feckers burning

 

[Ray Stafford]

Nah. The correct way to hunt flies is with an elastic band, twanged from the fingers.

Points are scored for distance, splat factor and whether the fly was at rest or on the wing when it met its rubbery destiny.

 

[Dotty]

Nah. The correct way to hunt flies is with an elastic band, twanged from the fingers.

Points are scored for distance, splat factor and whether the fly was at rest or on the wing when it met its rubbery destiny.

I used to hunt winged critters like this. The last time resulted in an eerily quiet evening in the Croppie household......

 

[townfanjon]

If I can be bothered walking to the van and want a laugh, I use the old rothenburger superfire.
One trip through the flame and they are all history.

 

[JCplumb]

I like to flick them with a twirled up tea towel, I'm seriously some kind of tea towel ninja, last week I was 3 for 3, 2 stationary and one in flight.
When they're not flying the trick is to aim just behind them as they take off backwards when jumping to fly off.
I may or may not have too much time on my hands sometimes...

 

[zeebeedee]

Be tactful, drink a whole bottle of whiskey and pass out in the same room giving it an easy and last meal as it will die of alcohol poisoning.

 

[Best]

I get insects out just by opening windows & catching them in clear plastic cups with a bit of card over it, or I use a sheet of paper to throw them from the window to the opening.
I don't want any spiders or bees to expire tbh, but I guess ordinary flies are pests.
You could use a shotgun to blast any flies inside your house!
There is one that is a salt gun works by air. Check out salt gun on YouTube.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I'm seriously some kind of tea towel ninja

Quote of the week. The world salutes a tea towel ninja