chat up lines LOL

[townfanjon]

right chaps, just for fun of course, and it is in the arms !!
Give us your favourite chat up line !!!!

 

[IDCHAPPY]

roll em in flour to find the wet spot type?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :lol:

 

[Toxic Ted]

My face is leaving in two minutes and you could be on it!

 

[Dotty]

Want to play the rape game?

NO!

Good girl, that's the spirit!

 

[Masood]

I'm commercial you know...

 

[mfgs]

Do your feet hurt? Mine do because I've been following you around for ages now - I have had success with that line some how.

Can you help me? I have dropped the keys to my Ferrari and need help finding them.

Can I take a picture of you? I need to show santa what I want for Christmas.

Are you free tonight or is it going to cost me?

 

[Resolute]

That's a lovely pair of legs, what time do they open?

Those trousers look tight, how'd I get into them?

 

[lame plumber]

your with the ugly bird tonight then

 

[TFGplumbing]

''There will be 7 planets in the solar system after I smash uranus''

 

[Riley]

Get your coat love...


...I've got a knife

 

[gavinwilson]

give us a *ank with your lips

get your rat out

 

[Chalked]

How would you like to see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors!

 

[sheff paul]

lol best by miles

gotta agree on that one

 

[Leo21]

You don't need chat up lines when you've got a ready supply of rohipnoll. Amateurs!

 

[Riley]

You don't need chat up lines when you've got a ready supply of rohipnoll. Amateurs!

Like like like.... It'd like you're stealing my moves

 

[on31ll]

Your face looks like it would hold loads of ***

Roses are red
violets are blue
ive got a knife
now GET IN THE FCUKIN VAN

 

[Linkyplumb]

My balls, on your chin

 

[Linkyplumb]

get your rat out

I havent heard that term for ages

 

[Ermintrude]

In a Belfast spide accent " yo love boat" "not you ship wreck"!

 

[Riley]

Guy: "Hey, is your dad in prison by any chance?"


Girl: "No, why?"


Guy: "Because, if I was your dad, I'm sure I'D be in prison."

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Blimey, Irish has a few!!

 

[Killy Bing]

Guy: "Hey, is your dad in prison by any chance?"


Girl: "No, why?"


Guy: "Because, if I was your dad, I'm sure I'D be in prison."

Letting your redneck roots out riley?
thats awful....

 

[Riley]

I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while drunk, and I'd like to add you to that list.'

 

[Riley]

Letting your redneck roots out riley?
thats awful....

Well if she's not good enough for her own family she's good enough for mine. Yeehaa

 

[Riley]

We can do this one of two ways;
Rohypnol or necrophilia....Your decision.

 

[Riley]

Excuse me, fcuk me if I'm wrong, but you do want to have sex with me?

 

[Dotty]

I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while drunk, and I'd like to add you to that list.'

Well if she's not good enough for her own family she's good enough for mine. Yeehaa

We can do this one of two ways;
Rohypnol or necrophilia....Your decision.

Excuse me, fcuk me if I'm wrong, but you do want to have sex with me?

You really, really need professional help. Seriously.

 

[Riley]

You really, really need professional help. Seriously.

I can't claim credit for all, I do have some very very sick friends

 

[emergencyman]

Im a plumber and I fell out with the wife. I said " Its all over Flo "