Who really gets on your wick?

[Rickster123]

After being told by my mrs that I seem to detest everyone on tv I'll start the list...

Bruce Forsyth
Davina McCall
alan carr
Piers Morgan
my ex mrs
Andy Murray
daddy pig
phil Taylor.

 

[Irish]

The guy who's boiler we are changing just now, he must have big time OCD, wearing ovvies, knee pads and a hard hat...in your on home....when doing a bit of wiring.
His phrase seems to be... that's not how i imagined it... a pure cock

You have to get a sneaky picture. ! C'mon man pleeeeeeeease

 

[TFGplumbing]

You have to get a sneaky picture. ! C'mon man pleeeeeeeease

^^ this, so much this, please

 

[IDCHAPPY]

I forgot the latex gloves too.... odd odd guy. I'll try and sneak a piccy

 

[IDCHAPPY]

The weirdos hardhat:


And fisting gloves:

 

[Whyme]

wouldnt accept a cuppa off him..might be a bit rohypnoly.

 

[TFGplumbing]

Looks like some valid evidence there, I appreciate it must be hard trying to snap him lol

whos brewing prison wine in that lucozade bottle? lol

 

[Leo21]

wouldnt accept a cuppa off him..might be a bit rohypnoly.

Whats rohyonol whyme, and what's it used for?

 

[SimonG]

Date rape drug, apparently.

 

[Dotty]

Whats rohyonol whyme, and what's it used for?

Somewhat more sneaky than "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Leo21]

Date rape drug, apparently.

A
Aparantly! My rrrsss.

 

[Whyme]

jake bugg. miserable little middle class red dog.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Honestly guys, I'm pretty easy going and due to depression( which i take tabs for) am really easy going and hate conflict, but he's an arse of a man and i wish I'd never taken on his boiler change the ungrateful ****. I hope he doesn't welch out the £1700 final payment next weekend of I'll be livid :lol:

 

[jase158]

Jase from Ukpf

What he said!!! cant stand my own voice sometimes!!! mirrors are a definet no no!!!

 

[solutions]

The guy who's boiler we are changing just now, he must have big time OCD, wearing ovvies, knee pads and a hard hat...in your on home....when doing a bit of wiring.
His phrase seems to be... that's not how i imagined it... a pure cock

That's when you say you are sorry, but you Dont have a tool for fixing his imagination, then go oh wait there it is while picking up a hammer.

 

[wetdrip]

Being White and told we are a racist race.

When all I see and hear is bone-chilling racism coming for non-whites who make me feel really uncomfortable about addressing certain issues as I'll be seen as being a racist rather than a true realist who profoundly cares about the planet I live on.

If I'm walking along some cliff face, of an evening, and I hear a cry for help, and come upon a person who's slipped over the cliff face and holding on to a tussock of grass for dear life.
I do not stop to ask him what colour he is or question him about his religious beliefs.
I simply pull up a fellow human being.

 

[Ray Stafford]

If I'm walking along some cliff face, of an evening, and I hear a cry for help, and come upon a person who's slipped over the cliff face and holding on to a tussock of grass for dear life.
I do not stop to ask him what colour he is or question him about his religious beliefs.
I simply pull up a fellow human being.

Unless they are French, obviously.

 

[Rickster123]

Being White and told we are a racist race.

When all I see and hear is bone-chilling racism coming for non-whites who make me feel really uncomfortable about addressing certain issues as I'll be seen as being a racist rather than a true realist who profoundly cares about the planet I live on.

If I'm walking along some cliff face, of an evening, and I hear a cry for help, and come upon a person who's slipped over the cliff face and holding on to a tussock of grass for dear life.
I do not stop to ask him what colour he is or question him about his religious beliefs.
I simply pull up a fellow human being.

Unless he works for the tax office, then you just stamp on his fingers

 

[townfanjon]

The tussock of grass would be cut by some sharp scissors if he was a bradford city fan.

 

[lame plumber]

when your on another forum and theres always one who knows everything and whatever anyone says he ignores, as I've just experienced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dick head

 

[Rickster123]

People who use other forums...

 

[kay-jay]

when your on another forum and theres always one who knows everything and whatever anyone says he ignores, as I've just experienced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dick head

On this forum, isnt that you......[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38]

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

On this forum, isnt that you......[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38]

Hahaha

 

[lame plumber]

nothing worse than being in a flaming aircraft heading for the deck!!!

 

[brum]

cilla Black and Jimmy Tarbuck a couple of scouse ****s..brum