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secret squirrel
.....And I can't wait.
Yesterday, I had to repair a washing machine valve, the house was sooooo dirty I didn't put my towel on the floor I didn't want to get it dirty! Had to repair the toilet in the same hovel, never ceases to amaze me how these dirty *******s live! Luckily second job of the day the house was clean.
Today, simple job replace 2 inlet valves, replaced 2 torbeck with 2 dudleys, job not as easy as it should have been but what job is!
Done it, customer says they're a bit noisy! and takes a long time to fill! idiots, I explained how the valve works and after the main amount of water goes in then it trickles in to the fill level then switches off,
'yes, I understand that but its too noisy'
What do you want me to do?
I explained that I'd change the valves but it would cost a lot more because I can't reuse the valves, they decided to put up with the racket! I even shut the door to the bathroom and put the lid on the cistern but apparently she has bionic hearing and could hear it still.....................
Later I spoke to a woman about a small job, I explained my initial charge etc, she said
'can you explain that again please I'm blind'
I couldn't stop laughing.......
Still Gatwick tomorrow then Sharm el sheik.......
Yesterday, I had to repair a washing machine valve, the house was sooooo dirty I didn't put my towel on the floor I didn't want to get it dirty! Had to repair the toilet in the same hovel, never ceases to amaze me how these dirty *******s live! Luckily second job of the day the house was clean.
Today, simple job replace 2 inlet valves, replaced 2 torbeck with 2 dudleys, job not as easy as it should have been but what job is!
Done it, customer says they're a bit noisy! and takes a long time to fill! idiots, I explained how the valve works and after the main amount of water goes in then it trickles in to the fill level then switches off,
'yes, I understand that but its too noisy'
What do you want me to do?
I explained that I'd change the valves but it would cost a lot more because I can't reuse the valves, they decided to put up with the racket! I even shut the door to the bathroom and put the lid on the cistern but apparently she has bionic hearing and could hear it still.....................
Later I spoke to a woman about a small job, I explained my initial charge etc, she said
'can you explain that again please I'm blind'
I couldn't stop laughing.......
Still Gatwick tomorrow then Sharm el sheik.......
