Secret Santa 2014

[SimonG]

Its that time again.
Same rules as last year.
£10 minimum.
Names in by 30th November.
PM me your name and full postal address.
Draw made 1st December and you will be notified of your victim, sorry, participant
Please indicate if you require a non risque gift.

Anthing i have missed we can make up as we go along.

 

[SimonG]

1. pm me your name and address2. closing date is 30th November 2014
3. suggested limit for spending is ten whole English pounds sterling. Any less your tight git but its upto you if want to spend more.
4. If you do not wish to receive a pressie that may be deemed offensive or of a sexual nature please say so in your PM
5. if you receive a name that states they do not want a pressie of an offensive or sexual nature please respect this members do have young kids etc and may open it front of them.
6. all members who enter you name will be put in a pot and drawn by my missus you will receive your name on the 1st december.
7. if you enter please honour your participation by sending the present to the address.
8. you can't open your pressie till christmas day .
9. yes i know its hard to wait but you'll just have too.
10. post a pic of your pressies on this thread.
11. no spoilers. red herrings and specualtion are fine but no spoilers
12. most importantly no names can be mentioned till christmas day.
13. this is a bit laugh so please treat it as such.

Just a quick update on the rules, as not everybody was here last year

 

[julesverne]

Count me in simon.

think we got 29 uk puffers last year. Hope its beaten this year

 

[SimonG]

20 so far

 

[helpsy]

I wonder if Croppie will get another Mankini this year....I heard it had gone thread bare and Mrs Croppie had to hem it and take it in, in certain areas!

 

[Toxic Ted]

I wonder if Croppie will get another Mankini this year....I heard it had gone thread bare and Mrs Croppie had to hem it and take it in, in certain areas!

Thats a mental picture i can well do without.

 

[SimonG]

Still 20, come on, you know you want to!

 

[Rickster123]

Still 20, come on, you know you want to!

20s not bad when you think how many people croppies banned this year...

 

[Toxic Ted]

20s not bad when you think how many people croppies banned this year...

Might be 19 if i can't control the urges......no not those urges!

 

[SimonG]

Roll up, roll up, only a week left.

 

[SimonG]

Last few days. Off to Edinburgh for the weekend so will do the draw on my return.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I've got a right peach of a present to gift wrap!!

 

[armyash]

I'm in

 

[smtplumbing]

simon g when up in edinburgh

 

[rpm]

Would do it but know some joker would send me a wooden nose peg lol

 

[zeebeedee]

I'm im again although this year I request no used **** mags!!

 

[Barry98]

I'm im again although this year I request no used **** mags!!

Never F-in happy

 

[julesverne]

Would do it but know some joker would send me a wooden nose peg lol

Dont be a ***** go for it.

 

[julesverne]

I would say 95% of last ss2013 got good prezzies

 

[SimonG]

simon g when up in edinburgh

This very minute. In clarks bar. Two thirds of the way to being a merry fecker.

 

[zeebeedee]

This very minute. In clarks bar. Two thirds of the way to being a merry fecker.

Edinburghs a great place! The ghost walks are well worth a go

 

[Ermintrude]

Funniest ghost walk is Whitby. Young lad with downs rips the tour guide it's hilarious

 

[smtplumbing]

simon why u no say i would came out for a pint would got ian chapman out as well

 

[tamz]

This very minute. In clarks bar. Two thirds of the way to being a merry fecker.

Bet you end up in the grassmarket (unless your misses is with ye)

 

[SimonG]

She is with me. Dont know where we ended up, but just rolled out of bed.

It was all last minute. Waa going to york but was booked up. Was then going to scarborough but she took a pan sh!te so we ended up here. Top night what i remember

 

[SimonG]

Last few hours, 22 in the pot.

 

[gasmanrob]

Go on then I'm in! Details on its way

 

[gasmanrob]

So when do the names get distributed?

 

[SimonG]

Should get them out tonight.

 

[SimonG]

Made a start, about a quarter of the way through, but batteries nearly out.

The draw has brought up a couple of surprises

Tried to do the muttley snigger in letters but couldnt get it.

 

[Ray Stafford]

oooo-errrr, I've got mine...

Or at least, if I was in it, I imagine I might have had mine by now.

cough, cough